ok, so here's the thing. . .
you have a friend, a very good friend,
and she's feeling a bit miz
with a cold and stuff
So you bake her a cheer-up apple crumble
even though she DOES SAY she's lost her sense of taste
and you DO KNOW she's on a post-Christmas diet
You take it out of the oven and put it on the dresser
You go to the fridge to get some lunch
You didn't go shopping yesterday
You look at the piece of toast
no peanut butter
It was a thoughtful thing I did wasn't it?
A completely selfless act of kindness
She'd thank me if she knew wouldn't she?
But I'm FAR too modest to ever tell her