- on no account
- no matter how empty you think it is
- DO NOT
- put the liquid soap dispenser in the dishwasher
- and set it to auto timer
for les femmes d'un Certain Age who recall an old advertising slogan
but I could learn to love lavender scented crockery. . .
and food simply glides off the cutlery. . .
and the floor is beautifully shiny. . .