ok, so I went into TK Maxx buy a wedding present. . .
you know the type of thing when you want to make the gesture
and you don't know either person particularly well
but you're friendly with their mother. . .
scented candle. . .photo frame. . .
(like the stuff you got given yourself from your mother's friends
and car-booted after stashing it at the back of the cupboard for years)
and then it got a tad more interesting. . .
I mean, for £24.99 a girls gotta do. . .